Alex Strikes Again

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It was nice enough yesterday afternoon to finally open some windows. Seems like it’s been a long winter and the fresh air was welcome.
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Right after dinner Alex started in. It began with one long low “Oohhh”, then progressed to “Oh, God”, then both; repeated in a lower, more guttural tone. These noises sound so perfectly like a woman having sex that I often wonder if his cage was in his former owner’s bedroom!
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At first I panicked; the windows were open and Alex is not quiet by any means, and when he does this he’s particularly loud. After a second or two I just relaxed – I didn’t want to shut the windows and he would stop soon (I hoped). As his moans increased in volume I started to giggle. I just couldn’t help myself. Soon I was laughing uncontrollably; the whole thing is just too ridiculous. Oh, what the heck! Where else can you get entertainment like that?
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Cathy